i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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