4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She bit a glass in half.
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
how does that bad decision feel?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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