sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You were trust falling into bushes
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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