Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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