You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He felt like a one man threesome
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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