Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
When are your genitals available?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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