and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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