the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my being single is dangerous.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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