; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So vagazzling was a success
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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