Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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