If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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