She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I pour the whiskey from now on
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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