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(752): View more from California

i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...

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(970): View more from Colorado

Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???

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(315): View more from New York

Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.

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(310): View more from California

You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected

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(678): View more from Georgia

Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before

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(330): View more from Ohio

Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.

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(407): View more from Florida

Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...

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