i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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