? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
