i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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