in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
