Is it normal to miss your booty call?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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