I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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