I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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