Do you still have your period?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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