Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I did not marry a roomba.
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