that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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