Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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