You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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