i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...