No awkward lesbian experiences without me
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.