i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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