Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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