absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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