If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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