..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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