So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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