Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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