Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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