So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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