This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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