Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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