playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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