id be glad to
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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