susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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