so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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