Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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