Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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