Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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