South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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