____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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