its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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