it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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