So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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