I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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