My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
