eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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