Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Watching her eat just hurts me
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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