i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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