Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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