Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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