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  that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision

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• (925): View more from California

  We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous

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  By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.

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  Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So. How about you can get tequila certified...

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• (956): View more from Texas

  So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.

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  He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.

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  Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.

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  I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!

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