Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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