Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Randomize